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Claude Code finishes a task. Your Mac moans. There is no step three.
macOS · a Claude Code hook · bring your own sounds
It hooks into Claude Code's Stop event. Claude finishes → afplayfires a random clip from your folder → a moan happens. Runs in the background, so it never slows Claude down, and it fails open — if anything's off, it just stays quiet.
sound packs
Sort clips into folders however you like. It plays from all of them at random.
Breathy, expressive, deeply unprofessional. Headphones strongly advised.
A deeper register of protest. Equally cursed, equally effective.
pricing
We crossed out a $67 that never existed so $7 feels like a heist. Working?
pay once. moan forever.
Original price: $67. Entirely fictional. The $7 is real, promise.
faq
Yes. Every single one. Use headphones, or accept your new reputation as the person whose laptop moans on a deploy.
No. Playback is detached and backgrounded — the hook returns instantly and fails open, so a missing file just means silence, never a stall.
It's a Stop hook and a folder of sounds. "Real" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. It ships, it runs, it moans.
You bring them. Grab one-second clips, drop them into moans/. The script plays whatever's there — no bundled audio.
Please do. Record a one-second clip and drop it in the folder. Your voice, your cat, your manager on a bad day.
The code is completely safe for work. The sounds are entirely your problem.
macOS · Claude Code · ~10 lines of bash